If I had my way, anyone who reads the Daily Mail would been gently placed on their knees, ask them to explain why the loony left is defrauding drivers while allowing muslim MEP cyclists to dumb down the memory of Diana and possibly turn the middle class gay, and then promptly shoot them between the eyes. (My girlfriend reads it - Ooppss!)
Am I really surprised that the journalism is equally poo as the comments? Nah.
Am I shocked that these plebs don't know a single thing about road tax, road safety, cycling, the highway code, the fact the earth is not flat? Nah.
You couldn't be more right though, these are the idiots that we have issues with!
Its these idiots that shout 'Sorry mate, I didn't see you' when we are going around that roundabout with a front light brighter than the sun its self.
Its these idiots that claim 'should have been wearing a helmet' when they crush every bone in your legs, leaving your head completely unhurt.
Its these idiots that think we should wear hiviz clothing, instead of them opening their damn eyes and looking a little further ahead.
Am I really bothered though? Nah. People love to bash cyclists, and why not!
We look sexy in our lycra, we are fitter, we get from A to B in the city quicker, we pay no tax, petrol or insurance for our bikes, we always have a smile on our face (even when its raining), we will live a healthier, longer life. And best of all, Best of all... We have fun!
(Can you tell Im in a bad mood tonight?
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