Cyclists are poofs

[yenrod]

>Cyclists are poofs

Ive seen some cracking arse whilst out cycling yet they've been on women !

 

[Chrisz]

I may have been very drunk at times during my rugby career, but I cannot for the life of me remember ever doing that.

.....................or freckles

 

[ComedyPilot]

Opinionated people in pubs are obnoxious, belligerent, archaic fossils, whose views are about as interesting and welcome as toothache

 

[Bigtwin]

Opinionated people in pubs are obnoxious, belligerent, archaic fossils, whose views are about as interesting and welcome as toothache

I see. I'll put you down as "gel" then.

 

[PashleyPrincess]

You could have tried this little riddle out on your rather chauvinistic and homophobic fellow drinkers: I'm a cyclist. I have really nice hair. I straighten it too. I'm not gay but I do have a penchant for men. I don't wear lycra because I know better but I'm deeply suspicious of men who do...

Bet that would have stumped 'em.

 

[Dave5N]

So what? I don't give a shoot if people who don't know me properly think I'm gay, straight, Bi or a vicar.

It's not an insult to be called gay.

 

[eldudino]

 

[Bigtwin]

Hmmm. I note a lot of people being quick to poo-poo the whole gay cyclist thing, but being backward about coming forward about the whole hair product thing.

I'm starting to feel a bit exposed in my defence of the "playing with a straight bat" aspect of cyclists.

Personally I only ever have a bit of putty, as it seems easier to say "yes" rather than "no" when Leslie asks if I want some at the end of my trim in his big leather chair.