Cyclists are poofs

[go_slow]

What is this hair you speak off?

Not just men, there were some lumpy jumpers there too

Lumpy Jumpers at the pub. With the men. On a school night. How very <ahem> modern of you.

 

[Chrisz]

And there was me thinking it was the rugby players who were gay!!

All that running about in little shorts chasing after odd shaped balls, lots of cuddling on the pitch, shared showers and baths off the pitch, swapping of bodily fluids etc - all a little too homo-erotic for my likeing

 

[Mr Pig]

"evidence" was lycra, leg shaving, following other men's arses for fun

Ahhh, you mean road cyclists are poofs! ;0)

 

[ChrisKH]

And there was me thinking it was the rugby players who were gay!!

All that running about in little shorts chasing after odd shaped balls, lots of cuddling on the pitch, shared showers and baths off the pitch, swapping of bodily fluids etc - all a little too homo-erotic for my likeing

I may have been very drunk at times during my rugby career, but I cannot for the life of me remember ever doing that.

 

[NormanD]

Hair? ... thats just a distant memory ... I guess polishing me head with a oily rag after maintainance on the bike dosent count?

Norm

 

[Saddle bum]

A work collegue once came out with the "cyclists are gay" routine. So at the next social event, I came on strong a bit to his lady-friend and he threw all his toys out of the pram. She did not mind but I did remind him about the gay remark.

 

[tyred]

You can't beat a bit of lithium based grease for styling your hair.

 

[tyred]

Do you use a carbon fibre comb or are you on ti?

I prefer the classic Reynolds 531 comb myself. Especially with nice ornate lugwork.

 

[Chrisz]

I may have been very drunk at times during my rugby career, but I cannot for the life of me remember ever doing that.

Never played 'soggy bicuit' then???

 

[yello]

Conditioner? Who needs it. I shave my head with a rusty teaspoon.

 

[ChrisKH]

Never played 'soggy bicuit' then???

Fortunately not.

My brother on the other hand (so to speak)...............and he was ex-RAF Regiment and played rugby for them as well, so it was probably considered acceptable behaviour.

 

[Ben M]

Hair product? Nahh.

I'm ginger, and we all know that there's no point in polishing a turd!

 

[ChrisKH]

Having said that, I do recall the drinking receptacle on a tour of Holland was a small bin found in the lavatory, filled with vodka and whatever you may find in a small bin in a lavatory where you can't flush away certain......female things.

Fortunately I wasn't on that tour.

 

[meenaghman]

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Having said that, I do recall the drinking receptacle on a tour of Holland was a small bin found in the lavatory, filled with vodka and whatever you may find in a small bin in a lavatory where you can't flush away certain......female things.
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Thats taking "bloody marys" to the extreme !

 

[Ben M]

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Having said that, I do recall the drinking receptacle on a tour of Holland was a small bin found in the lavatory, filled with vodka and whatever you may find in a small bin in a lavatory where you can't flush away certain......female things.
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Thats taking "bloody marys" to the extreme !

I feel a bit sick.