Daft Catchphrases

[Markymark]

Samsung
For people who can't afford an iPhone. Or a Sony. Or a Nokia. Or two tins of beans and some string.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Na Nu, Na Nu - Mork and Mindy

 

[Drago]

The BBC - We're not commies, honest!

 

[mark st1]

Relax.... It’s a Rover.

Yes relax on the hard shoulder as it broken down again.

 

[byegad]

N-Power.

Ripping you off with no correct bill for over a year.

 

[postman]

BT be there.BT bloody t ats.Cut my m.i.l's phone off.Then asked for a fee to put it back again,gave away her number,Took Mrs Postman ages to get it sorted anyway a three month no charges as a compo offer was accepted.

 

[Tim Hall]

Sounds like the mission statements that schools are supposed to have. I used to entertain myself in staff meetings by coming up with suggestions. e.g. Care, Responsibility and Academic Performance.

John Finnemore did a sketch about this.

Springbourne: Where the Students Are All Equally Excellent, Ironically Making Them All Look Normal

Springbourne: Ideally They’d Learn

 

[Rezillo]

John Finnemore did a sketch about this.

Beat me to it! Others were:

Springborn - where excellence remains an aspiration
Springborn - yeah, we know but you should have seen them when they got here.
Springborn - making the best silk purses we can.
Springborn - we'll keep them here all day.
Springborn - like prison for kids.
Springborn - a school.

 

[mjr]

BT - Bugger That

Not actually a slogan, but the trains currently operating most Great Northern services leave a gap in the automated announcements where it should say "Great Northern" and it sounds for all the world like when swearing is blanked out on an album edit: "This is Royston. This is the ____ service to Cambridge" and so on. Strangely appropriate for some of the filthiest new 3-year-old trains you're likely to see.

 

[mjr]

BT be there.BT bloody t ats.Cut my m.i.l's phone off.Then asked for a fee to put it back again,gave away her number,Took Mrs Postman ages to get it sorted anyway a three month no charges as a compo offer was accepted.

Yeah, just long enough that most people are likely not to bother to switch to someone competent.

 

[Chris S]

And howzabout a big kiss for your Uncle Jimmy?

 

[smutchin]

There's a car advert doing the rounds at the moment that I can't make any sense of - it's nonsensical even by car advert standards. The car drives around Paris for a bit, then all the lights go off, then they come back on again. The voiceover sounds like it has been translated from the Japanese using Google translate.

I can't even remember what the slogan is, it's just some random words.

Anyone know the one I mean?

 

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[Ming the Merciless]

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Oh dear

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The British Army - It was like that when we got here.