Daily insult thread.

[jiggerypokery]

Feel free to add your daily insult....

Today mine was "get a car poor man", which I thought was lovely coming from a knackered first gen Ford Mondeo and considering I was riding the best bike I think just half of one of my wheels cost more than his car.

Made me laugh so hard I snorted a bit of energy gell out of my nose and boy did that sting!

 

[girv73]

Ha that's brilliant! Best I ever get is "Faggot!" or something equally big and clever.

 

[Black Sheep]

"watch out self-gratification artist" is my favorite so far

i'm always thankful for the warning

 

[HLaB]

I've not had an audible insult for a while; its usually something garbled from a passenger.

 

[eldudino]

I got one from a passenger telling me "You're going to get yourself kilt!" (having done nothing wrong). Just bad pronunciation from the deluded Scottish chap yet all I could think of was him waiting for me at my place of work with one of them tartan skirts the fellers up here love so much!

 

[hambones]

Never had an insult! :-(

 

[Keith Oates]

Had someone spit at me the other day, wasn't too happy about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PBancroft]

"watch out self-gratification artist" is my favorite so far

i'm always thankful for the warning

Arf!

 

[thomas]

"FUKKKKCCIKINNGGGGGG KKWAWNANKKEERRRR" or something like I've probably had .

I can't remember what choice words the bus driver who decided (after nearly knocking me off) to use when he pulled along side me just to mouth me off in Norwich highstreet. I do know that everyone in the city centre at the time probably heard me yell my reply back....when I stopped to get his numberplate, the kids at the back of the bus all gave me a thumbs up

 

[ACS]

Nice arse, real shame about the face, was 20 years ago mind and I have to admit the truth hurts

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

“What are you, some kind of f***ing poof?” after complaining when big 4x4 driver brushed my arm as he sped past through a narrow gap.

I recognised the car – normally parked on a local private driveway. Had a word at his door – funnily enough, he wasn’t quite as foul mouthed without the macho car for protection – he actually looked quite terrified – suffice to say that he promised never to drive like that near me, or to refer to me as a homosexual again!

 

[JonoB]

“What are you, some kind of f***ing poof?” after complaining when big 4x4 driver brushed my arm as he sped past through a narrow gap.

I recognised the car – normally parked on a local private driveway. Had a word at his door – funnily enough, he wasn’t quite as foul mouthed without the macho car for protection – he actually looked quite terrified – suffice to say that he promised never to drive like that near me, or to refer to me as a homosexual again!

It never ceases to amaze me how macho and loud-mouthed these people are when behind a wheel yet timid when confronted face to face/man to man (or woman, I guess)
In the immortal words of Shrek: "DO YOU THINK HE'S COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING?"

Does anybody get abuse from women drivers?

 

[HJ]

The one that amused me the most was the passenger in a white van miming shaving as I rode passed them for the third and final time (they had twice cut me up to get to end on the queue for a red traffic light), I just rode on and left them stuck in the traffic jam...

 

[JonoB]

The one that amused me the most was the passenger in a white van miming shaving as I rode passed them for the third and final time (they had twice cut me up to get to end on the queue for a red traffic light), I just rode on and left them stuck in the traffic jam...

Shaving..........?? which part of the body are we talking here?

 

[stoatsngroats]

"watch out self-gratification artist" is my favorite so far
i'm always thankful for the warning