Daily insult thread.

[downfader]

A few strange fits of abuse have been made, usually on Rotherham roads often; "AAAAaaaaaaaaarrrghnnnng" - or sometimes a less articulate phrase.
I once got called a 'P**i bastard' even though I am most clearly not asian (I did have a full beard at the time though).
The strangest one was; "Our lass sez thas got nice legs!", I cannot recall ever meeting his wife.

Rotherham is a strange place....

They must have been confused on their way to Rotterdam..

 

[benborp]

10 minutes ago after being cut up and forced to a stop by the lovely driver of a Lexus: "**** off! You're a bike."

 

[colly]

I did have my arse slapped once by a yoof on a scooter type thing.
I can't work out if his eyesight is defective and he thought I was female............. or more worryingly if his eyesight is ok and I look like a girl.

Maybe he was just homosexual and fancied a bit of bum.............who can tell?

 

[yenrod]

Last Thursday, I was gliding home past a Dominos pizza - just after the fire station at Brentford when a hatchbacky type of car just - pulled - out...right into my path. I was watching, as you do, and did the wave through the back window - cheery like - 3w Tesco + Cateye 510 blazing away + 2 x flashing leds..
Anyway I assume the bloke inside the cage was having trouble moving a beer barrel because all I could hear as I drew alongside was a muffled selection of "Firkin..." "Can't" "Can't...firkin...barsteward" - that sort of thing. And he seemed to be waving back at me As the road 'split' into bus lane and ordinary, I accelerated until I caught up and politely knocked on the window to see if I could help.
"You just pulled out in front of me back there kind sir" I mentioned...
He went nuts - like a dog straining on a leash - contained only by his seat belt. He tugged and tugged and he reached over... He slumped forward across the passenger seat then 'boinnnng!' He pushed the door open - straight onto my lovely bodywork creasing old Look pedals!. "Bam" the door closed again as the guy realised I was still upright and looking at him. Scary too - mental prep. took place. I decided not to help him with his barrel and rode off, leaving him to stew in the traffic. Always the best policy...but I did fear for the ignorant fat sod - looked as though there was an imminent boil up of his internal fluids!

You get a sick sense of satisafaction from doing that though its incredibly risky as i feel they'll come and get you...

Maximal adrenaline rush though

 

[HLaB]

It was me giving the insult tonight some idiot with two large dobermans or something (I'm not a dog expert) decided he would throw a tennis ball for them to chase directly at me. I think he was a bit taken back when I came out with "You're a bit of an idiot aren't you".