Daleks

[PeteXXX]

Apparently, according to @Fnaar, Daleks can now hover! Whatever next!?

When I were a lad, they were in Black & White and were flummoxed by stairs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

WORLD, DOOMMINATIONN, WILL, BE, OUURRSSS!!!!

 

[Lonestar]

They've really come Fnaar.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

They've really come Fnaar.

WE, WILL, BE, VICTOOORRRIOOUUUUS!!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

They'll come colour coordinated so you know which are for general rubbish, which are cardboard and which metal and glass recyclables. If you're lucky you'll get a smaller green dalek for food and garden waste.

 

[cosmicbike]

Well tell them to come round here then, the carpet needs going...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well tell them to come round here then, the carpet needs going...

WE, SEEE, THE, DESIGNN, OF, YOURR, CAAARRPETT, AND, WE, HAVE, NO, OTHERR, CHOIIICE, BUT, TO,

EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINAAAAAAAAATE!!



(Not only can they now fly, they are now knowledgable in interior design!! ).

 

[Dayvo]

What came first? The dalek or the egg?

Daleks being born:

 

[TVC]

I won't post anything here, but if you go to Youtube and search 'gay daleks' you may snigger, or be offended, or neither, your choice.

 

[Lonestar]

What came first? The dalek or the egg?

Daleks being born:

Eggstraordinary..

 

[EltonFrog]

Eggstraordinary..

Is that some kind of a yoke?

 

[PeteXXX]

Eggstraordinary..

Eggistential

 

[Dayvo]

Is that some kind of a yoke?

That's just eggscrement.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's just eggscrement.

I won't post anything here, but if you go to Youtube and search 'gay daleks' you may snigger, or be offended, or neither, your choice.

YOU, HAD BETTER, WATCH YOUR BACKS, THEN, HA, HA, HA, HA!!

 

[Lonestar]

YOU, HAD BETTER, WATCH YOUR BACKS, THEN, HA, HA, HA, HA!!

Eggxactly.