I've had better offers.Research my arse.
Ok that sounds a bit odd.
I've had better offers.Research my arse.
Ok that sounds a bit odd.
I thought our very own @Markymark was the cultural attaché for Laaarndan ?So, not only is Danny Dyer the cultural attaché for Laaarndan, but he's now a toff?
Stone the crows!
Have you seen Malice in Wonderland? How that didn't get shortlisted for an Oscar is beyond me...![]()
That's is very true.No, his personal nightmare is that, as the most authentic Laaarnderner, he might be sent to be Laaarndean's cultural attaché to somewhere else.
Have you seen Malice in Wonderland? How that didn't get shortlisted for an Oscar is beyond me...![]()
Nah, I'd just make the buggers come here instead and diplomatic their arse in London.No, his personal nightmare is that, as the most authentic Laaarnderner, he might be sent to be Laaarndean's cultural attaché to somewhere else.
Is this significant enough to warrant press coverage?
I have. Absolute rubbish, though it's better than Run for Your Wife which is truly woeful.
However, he's been in some quality films: Human Traffic, Severance, Mean Machine, Football Factory and Straightheads.
I think I'll start a Danny Dyer fan club. Actually, no, I'll start a fan club for actors who are vaguely duff but have been in great films so I like them: Nicolas Cage, Russell Crowe, Colin Farrell and Danny Dyer can be the inaugural members. Reese Witherspoon and Sandra Bullock too.
Who?No that's @Noodley of this parish, I think. They are easily mixed up.
I f*cking doubt itHe's harder than you, and that's all you need to know.
Blimey - you do rate Danny Dyer don't you?
Nic Cage - Leaving Las Vegas (Oscar winner), Con Air, Raising Arizona
Russell Crowe - Gladiator (Oscar winner), A Beautiful Mind, American Gangster
Colin Farrell - In Bruges (Golden Globe winner), Seven Psychopaths, Phone Booth
Reece Wetherspoon - Walk the Line (Oscar winner), Wild, Legally Blonde
Sandra Bullock - Demolition Man, Gravity, The Blind Side (Oscar winner)
Danny Dyer - EastEnders (Inside Soap Awards winner), Hollyoaks Later.
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The other Who's who are both brown bread. Keith Moon and John Entwhistle.