Dating agencies and going on a first date,for the first time in decades

[stephec]

Now i couldn't do that. Client confidentiality and all that. I don't think i'd be happy if i sent someone a pick of myself thinking it's done in confidentiality only to find it posted on a public forum. Talking of which,i haven't sent one in of myself. Mainly because i just don't like the way i look these days.

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beauty is in the eye of the beholder i know,but i'll find it had to find someone looking like this!

He said a picture of potential suitors, not you.

 

[Drago]

I tell you what. Slip me a fifty and I'll let you have a glance at my little black book. The choice is amazing.

No need to thank me. Just helping out a mate

 

[atalanta]

Also,when i gave my age(56)they must've taken it that i want someone of a similar age. I'd like someone a bit older. I like to be mothered.

I would definitely recommend that you not say that in your ad

 

[Accy cyclist]

I would definitely recommend that you not say that in your ad

Some might be into it?

 

[Drago]

I quite like a bit of mature. We all know of my fondness for Ms Vorderman, but Helen Mirren wouldn't be ejected from the boudoir for an outbreak of flatulence either.

Perhaps we should help Accy write his ad?

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Perhaps we should help Accy write his ad?

"Ugly, bad tempered old man with little money and no prospects seeks 21 year old blonde with long legs and large chest. Must be able to cook and ability to mend a puncture an advantage".