December is nearly upon us.......

[biggs682]

which means another year is coming to an end..........

also means 25 sleeps till christmas

cant wait for turkey dinner !

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Don't remind me!

 

[Night Train]

also means 25 sleeps till christmas

Only 25 days to make all my Christmas presents!

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

I finish work at 5pm on the 21st December and don't go back until 9am on the 7th January and the last time I had that much time off over Christmas and new year was 1999 when I was on the dole. My boss is raging but I couldn't give a flying shiny one

 

[MrsDangermouse]

Yep two whole weeks off here too....can't wait! 15 working days to go.....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ITS HERE!! .....December I mean.

 

[Smurfy]

'Tis the season to endure ghastly Christmas music played on endless repeat in all shops.

That is all.

 

[Globalti]

Yebbut only 20 days until the shortest day! Yeehah!

 

[biggs682]

24 sleeps now

 

[coffeejo]

25 til it's all over for another year 8/9 months.

 

[Peteaud]

[QUOTE 2181223, member: 259"]Ho ho ho!

[/quote]

You've been very naughty.


Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Farnsworth: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Ohh.
Hermes: You better not breathe, you better not move.
Bender: You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down.

 

[postman]

I did the ironing to a Christmas cd this morning.Love it love love it.
Sprouts to you all.
I am more excited than the kids.
It's an age thing i'm sure.i love the build up.Best time on Christmas Day is around fourish,watered and full up,washing up done and just sat in the warm afterglo of a great day had by all at number 23.
It's even better now because of their ages,we have the in laws come to us along with the sister in law.
It's just brilliant.And long may it last.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

OK!! I feel very dirty now!


I decided to look up a picture of Santa's Little Helper in a Santa hat for on here. You know, the dog from the Simpsons?

Well, on looking at all the images that came up, half of them in the 'Streamlined' Simpsons category seemed to be badly drawn cartoons of the Simpsons taking part in beastiality with the dog or performing incest on each other (or just performing paedophilic or underage sex on each other), in the main section of the photos, half were pictures of 'Santa's Little Helper' wink wink, i.e. porn, and the rest were pictures of small kids in Elf outfits...... shown all together.

Hmmmm, not a terribly great justapoxition of pictures there - beastiality, incest, kids and porn!


And no, I didn't find what I was looking for!

 

[Globalti]

All in the cause of research, eh?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All in the cause of research, eh?

Absolutely, but I didn't have to look too hard, it was all there together in clear view!