Their noses and mouth stick out a lot further that yours (I imagine). Probably developed a design that brushes it out of harms way.
Depending on how far north he lives, he may still have a neanderthal brow.Have you seen him..??
He can lick his eyebrows..the ladies love him
Depending on how far north he lives, he may still have a neanderthal brow.
And what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Used to see a lot of them when I lived up in Scotland. In fact deer/car collisions were common. I knew a few people who'd totalled their car. It very nearly happened to me as I drove off the ferry. Out of the corner of my eye I saw something moving very fast and slammed on just as a large stag leapt the fence beside me, briefly alighted on the road in front of the car, before leaping over the next fence and simply melting into the twilight. It happened so fast no one else in the car saw it and no one quite believed it had happened. Driving home late at night was also pretty hazardous as they all came down to the roadside off the hills. Someone told me it was to lick the salt off the road, no idea if that was true.
I missed a deer by what seemed like inches one night on the slip road onto the A1 near Knottingley. It has gone down in legend as the Giant Moose of Pontefract.Used to see a lot of them when I lived up in Scotland. In fact deer/car collisions were common. I knew a few people who'd totalled their car. It very nearly happened to me as I drove off the ferry. Out of the corner of my eye I saw something moving very fast and slammed on just as a large stag leapt the fence beside me, briefly alighted on the road in front of the car, before leaping over the next fence and simply melting into the twilight. It happened so fast no one else in the car saw it and no one quite believed it had happened. Driving home late at night was also pretty hazardous as they all came down to the roadside off the hills. Someone told me it was to lick the salt off the road, no idea if that was true.
I missed a deer by what seemed like inches one night on the slip road onto the A1 near Knottingley. It has gone down in legend as the Giant Moose of Pontefract.
When i lived in Zimbabwe in the early 90s, a colleague went down to South Africa to buy a new car. As they were driving it back up, a kudu leapt out of the bush and landed on their bonnet. One dead kudu and one written off car.