Definitions? Real life v internet

[rbreid]

Where A = real life term
B= internet definition
I'll kick it off with my sons little pearl of wisdom.

A. Discussion
B. Imposition of opinion

Anyone got any other ideas

 

[colly]

A = making love
B = porn

 

[Firestorm]

A personal interpretation
B FACT !!!!

 

[mark st1]

A.Internet tough guy
B.Real life nobber

 

[Kies]

Internet: good condition for it's age
Real life : if it was older than T Rex

 

[bianchi1]

Internet: I'm an all powerful, cycling king of the mountain
Real life: I have created a new 20 metre, downhill segment on strava.

 

[Kies]

Internet : slightly overweight, 6ft tall hunk
Real life: Jabba the hutt and 5ft 7

 

[Doseone]

Internet: Slightly used
Real Life: Broken

 

[cosmicbike]

In a similar vein,..

Internet:- Good condition for age
Real Life:- Ready for the scrap yard

 

[rbreid]

A. Rusty
B, Lovely patina

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

A. Rugby build
B. Overweight

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

 

[Mattonsea]

A) Shabby Chic

B) Knackered

 

[david k]

my favourite when looking at houses

A - mature garden
B - overgrown mess

 

[Moon bunny]

Real life cyclist: 17 mph and was scared of falling off.
Internet cyclist: 56 mph and had to brake for the * motorist who was holding me up.

* Insert derogatory adjective of choice.