Deodorant issue

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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Watching deodorant for men ads on TV, all the guys in the ads seem to spray it on their torso, in a diagonal line starting on one pectoral muscle (aka moob) and ending near the opposite hip.
For years now, I've simply been using it on my armpits. Have I been doing it wrong?
 

Booyaa

Veteran
Yes. If you did it like they do you would also be mega ripped and attract the ladies just by a whiff of your fragrance. (If you are ripped etc.. then you are not spraying it correctly).
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Don't use it tbh. A shower everyday and a blast with TCP does the trick for me.

And then you wonder why nobody wants to sit next to you on the bus?? :giggle:

I do the 'diagonal swipe' and also down the back which always makes me jump

Originally to avoid airport Security etc, I use a roll on.

I use it under my arms, down the front of the chest and my back.
I haven't sweated since 2002! :laugh:
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Can't beat Jeyes Fluid. It also keeps measles, mumps and bird flu at bay. As a bonus wearers will never need to resort to using fake tan.
 
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