Did CC have a wobble yday afternoon

[Shaun]

Sorry folks. When I moved CC to a new server I forgot to update one of the default web server settings (which is set conservatively low). It hit the ceiling yesterday and fell over, so I've trebled it as a temporary measure and will increase it further over the next few weeks based on system resource availability.

 

[Drago]

A modulated beam of tachyon particles usually fixes things in Star Terk.

 

[Dogtrousers]

A modulated beam of tachyon particles usually fixes things in Star Terk.

If that fails reverse the polarity.

 

[mjr]

If that fails reverse the polarity.

I tried that on an e bike once and it sparked and got warm, then died. 😉

 

[Dogtrousers]

I tried that on an e bike once and it sparked and got warm, then died. 😉

You probably forgot to bypass the matter-antimatter relativistic containment core. Rookie mistake.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You probably forgot to bypass the matter-antimatter relativistic containment core. Rookie mistake.

Does that make the lights go out as the photons can’t keep up with your speed?

 

[Dogtrousers]

Does that make the lights go out as the photons can’t keep up with your speed?

If you're lucky it sends you back in time and you fall in love with Joan Collins.
But she gets run over.

 

[Rocky]

Sorry folks. When I moved CC to a new server I forgot to update one of the default web server settings (which is set conservatively low). It hit the ceiling yesterday and fell over, so I've trebled it as a temporary measure and will increase it further over the next few weeks based on system resource availability.

But will it stop @Mad Doug Biker 's profanities?


(Only joking Doug )

 

[Ming the Merciless]

But will it stop @Mad Doug Biker 's profanities?


(Only joking Doug )

F*ck knows

 

[Gwylan]

It was a ransom demand alright...

"We've taken Accy prisoner. Pay us a fiver or we'll release him."

Where do we send the £10? They can keep him.

Only joking!

 

[postman]

Sorry folks. When I moved CC to a new server

 

[classic33]

Slower this evening, around 2030, with a 524 Error being returned at 2107. Bad Gateway Error at 2120.

 

[ExBrit]

Yep had a bit of a wobble here for last 30 minutes.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Already sorted

 

[classic33]

Already sorted

Kinda figured that bit out.