Did the Earth Move for you Darling?

[Aperitif]

Astounding deduction for a Tuesday morning.

Historically, it seems as though it really is a case of "Wham Bam - thank you ma'am"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Only a (paranoid) Muslem regeime could come up with that!!

Lets look at Iran's Global warming imprint on the world instead will we, seeing as they are STILL flying 742s and SPs!! (for the uninitated amoungst you, a '742 is a '747-200, it is just that aviation enthusiatsts shorten names, so that a 787-800 would be a '788. Simples!).

Oh GOWD are you really so dumb that you don't know what a zarking SP is??

Look '747 SP up on google then SP- SPECIAL PERFORMANCE!! (and they are actually very historic aircraft).

 

[Globalti]

Who is it on CC who has the sig about the priest who can control people with superstition more easily than a soldier with a gun?

Edit: It's Rhythm Thief.

This is the same kind of crap that catholic priests churn out every Sunday in Africa. I know: I've been to masses there.

 

[Dayvo]

This is the same kind of crap that catholic priests churn out every Sunday in Africa. I know: I've been to masses there.

I thought one would have been quite enough!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Astounding deduction for a Tuesday morning.

Historically, it seems as though it really is a case of "Wham Bam - thank you ma'am"

The frightening thing is that in religious circles, this would not be regarded as a controversial comment.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Who is it on CC who has the sig about the priest who can control people with superstition more easily than a soldier with a gun?

Edit: It's Rhythm Thief.

I'm glad someone else has noticed that. Iain M. Banks, don'cha know.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.

What else can you do but laugh?

 

[ComedyPilot]

The men have no responsibility for their actions in the causing of the 'earthquakes' have they?

 

[Dayvo]

The men have no responsibility for their actions in the causing of the 'earthquakes' have they?

Uphill gardening doesn't count!

 

[colly]

Hmmm.

So what has caused the volcano in Iceland to erupt?

Girls and women not washing the dishes?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Hmmm.

So what has caused the volcano in Iceland to erupt?

Iranian Girls and women not washing the dishes?

FTFY

 

[colly]

Yes CP. How silly of me.

 

[Arch]

Hmmm.

So what has caused the volcano in Iceland to erupt?

Bjork, presumably....

 

[TheDoctor]

If it ain't Bjorken don't fix it!!

*gets coat*

 

[ufkacbln]

Surely if this were true, then Essex should be a volcanic wasteland with constant tremors and seismic shocks?