Disinfect that comb!

[Twenty Inch]

"To whoever took my aluminium Body Shop comb from the shower in the last couple of weeks:

You should know that I have Scalp Psoriasis, a chronic condition that causes inflammation, itching, and flaking skin – sort of like mega-dandruff.

You may want to thoroughly disinfect the comb before you use it.

Best wishes

Twenty Inch"

Just stuck this up in the shower at work. Psoriasis isn't contagious, but I hope they don't know that.

 

[garrilla]

Are you Fraser Digby?

 

[Davidc]

Should have added that you've got Swine Flu, Ebola and a few more!

 

[jonny jeez]

"To whoever took my aluminium Body Shop comb from the shower in the last couple of weeks:

You should know that I have Scalp Psoriasis, a chronic condition that causes inflammation, itching, and flaking skin – sort of like mega-dandruff.

You may want to thoroughly disinfect the comb before you use it.

Best wishes

Twenty Inch"

Just stuck this up in the shower at work. Psoriasis isn't contagious, but I hope they don't know that.

You have Psoriasis...well I guess with a name like yours, there has to be some kind of payback.

 

[Twenty Inch]

You have Psoriasis...well I guess with a name like yours, there has to be some kind of payback.

Jesus. Doesn't anyone know what size wheels a folder has? I thought Linford Lunchbox was the only one round here with the penile fixation.

 

[J4CKO]

Some twat nicks shower gel and deodorant occasioanlly at our place, dont think its the regular cyclists but the football players that use the showers on a Thursday night, cheeky fookers leave a mess, pinch toiletaries and used my bag as a bin, tempted to leave a bottle of Shower gel looking all pristine and new but actually emtied and filled with several months worth of my nocturnal emissions generally though I just write my name on them.

 

[Arch]

Some twat nicks shower gel and deodorant occasioanlly at our place, dont think its the regular cyclists but the football players that use the showers on a Thursday night, cheeky fookers leave a mess, pinch toiletaries and used my bag as a bin, tempted to leave a bottle of Shower gel looking all pristine and new but actually emtied and filled with several months worth of my nocturnal emissions generally though I just write my name on them.

You write your name on your nocturnal emissions? Blimey, that must require a very fine pen.

 

[Arch]

Oh, a tip. If anyone is falling prey to other people nicking their supply of instant coffee (it's a student thing, really), a really good dose of chilli powder can be mixed into instant coffee invisibly.

Just remember to keep your own supply in your room.

 

[John the Monkey]

One for here surely?

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

[semislickstick]

I've been told by my blokey friends that Original Source Mint shower gel leaves a very noticeable tingly sensation in parts....add some olbas oil or extra peppermint....you must be able to get chilli extract that would be fine enough to add to shower gel....or juice some.

 

[garrilla]

Oh, a tip. If anyone is falling prey to other people nicking their supply of instant coffee (it's a student thing, really), a really good dose of chilli powder can be mixed into instant coffee invisibly.

Just remember to keep your own supply in your room.

Where surely it can't be knicked?

The logic of this one has beaten me. It must be a student thing!

 

[Arch]

Where surely it can't be knicked?

The logic of this one has beaten me. It must be a student thing!

The security of future coffee supplies was not the main aim. Getting back the scumbaggy little thieves was. Ok, it only works for one mouthful of one cup, but you still win, morally.

 

[ChrisKH]

I do recall getting off the tube once and finding an original source Lime shower gel had been put in my bag. Very useful it was too but I have no idea how it got there.

 

[garrilla]

The security of future coffee supplies was not the main aim. Getting back the scumbaggy little thieves was. Ok, it only works for one mouthful of one cup, but you still win, morally.

We had a choclate theif in my first shared house. If anyone left a bar of choclate in the fridge a piece or two would go missing. Even laxative choclate. We soon flushed the culprit out.

 

[dellzeqq]

I'd have skipped the psoriasis (sp?) bit and gone for something much more exotic - pubic lice would be good, because it adds a new dimension to the comb's past life.