Disrespecting the Dojo

[Noodley]

I would opt for the follow approach:
Tell the instructor to man up and get him to tell them to shut up
If he does not, deck him, then tell the others to shut up
They will

The only real problem is that none of the kids will respect to instructor.

P.S. take your kids to proper sports, none of this carry on about "respect" and the like!

 

[Judderz]

Or, ask them politely to be quiet, as their conversational topics are inappropriate for children's ears because your seven year old overheard their conversation, and asked you what 'Bonking' was!

 

[Noodley]

...or take a collection of rugby balls along and kick/throw then really hard at the gymnasts when they are mid air

 

[Doseone]

I think you should very impolitely tell the chavs to shut TFU; if that fails, deck 'em.

Do you mean like this......(NSFW or sensitive ears)

 

[Finnjävel]

I think you need to take them out for a few drinks.

 

[col]

If this had gone on in my classes I would have politely asked them to go elswhere and chat , as its distracting to the class. Im surprised the instuctor hasnt said anything without a prompt?

 

[derrick]

Where is it, i like a bit of juicy gossip,

 

[Noodley]

I have a black belt, and a tan one. I frequently get told off by Mrs N for wearing the black one with brown trousers and the tan one with dark blue or black trousers. What am I to do?

 

[col]

[QUOTE 1768732, member: 1314"]HOW many people on this forum with a Black belt!!!??? (I'm an orange belt at Judo.)

My 8 year old has been doing Karate for 5 weeks, and he's hands are now officially licensed to kill.[/quote]
I only got to my brown in judo, too injury prone so stopped. Purple sash in laugar,black in iaito,second dan in tkd, and 8th dan in nocando.Im registered at the kukiwan in Korea, not licenced to kill, but for insurance and entry to dojangs in korea.

 

[Furkz]

I think you should very impolitely tell the chavs to shut TFU; if that fails, deck 'em.

do this or get your kid to do it, be a nice warm up

 

[Hover Fly]

I have a black belt, and a tan one. I frequently get told off by Mrs N for wearing the black one with brown trousers and the tan one with dark blue or black trousers. What am I to do?

Ostentatiously wear a pair of Paisley pattern braces.

 

[Fnaar]

Hide in the ceiling space (assuming it has removable tiles), dressed as a ninja. Conceal yourself there the day before (taking some provisions, of course). When they start jabbering, slip out of the ceiling space on top of them and attack them.

 

[Arch]

Hide in the ceiling space (assuming it has removable tiles), dressed as a ninja. Conceal yourself there the day before (taking some provisions, of course). When they start jabbering, slip out of the ceiling space on top of them and attack them.

The simple solutions are always the best, eh?

 

[Finnjävel]

Hiding in the ceiling space is effective, but it can also go horribly wrong. Ymmv, but I'd prefer disguising myself as something harmless, like a potted plant. That way you can hide in plain sight.

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[martint235]

[QUOTE 1768732, member: 1314"]HOW many people on this forum with a Black belt!!!??? (I'm an orange belt at Judo.)

My 8 year old has been doing Karate for 5 weeks and his hands are now officially licensed to kill.[/quote]
I had a black belt when I was 18. I wouldn't say I had one now though, it's been a few years.