Divine appearance

[Finnjävel]

Last night, the ancient Sumerian god of speed, Kilmisteros, came to me in a dream. "Thou shalt be faster", he said.

So I shall.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Mind the offerings

 

[Finnjävel]

lets hope he meant your cycling and not your love making

He didn't specify and I'm not taking any chances.

I'm even going to drink only instant coffee from now on, that should be fast enough.

And @Pat "5mph", I've sacrificed plenty on his altars that are called Wiggle and Bike24, so the speed should come any moment now.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

And @Pat "5mph", I've sacrificed plenty on his altars that are called Wiggle and Bike24, so the speed should come any moment now.

I was thinking more along the lines of blood and skin on tarmac.
Btw, never mind the instant, espresso is what you need!