DIY aggression

[ComedyPilot]

I walked into a well-known DIY store the other day and a bloke in orange dungarees (sp?) walked up to me and said, "Do you want decking?"

Fortunately, I got the first punch in.......

 

[Headgardener]

Staff in my local B &Q don't seem to want to walk up to anybody in fact some of the time they are visably moving away .

 

[TheDoctor]

Pfffft!
Very good. Now get your (under) coat.

 

[montage]

should have asked him why he was being such a plank

 

[slowmotion]

I'm glad you nailed him...

 

[Speicher]

Why doesn't the Manager drill into his staff that customer service is very important.

 

[Speicher]

At 2pm in the afternoon, some of the staff are plastered. They should have a shorter lunchbreak.

Do they spend every night on the tiles?

 

[NormanD]

I'm sitting on the fence on this one 

 

[TheDoctor]

I went in there, asked for a screw and they decked me!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

I'm sitting on the fence on this one

You've not made enough posts to do that.

 

[Speicher]

"Why can't you tell me where the superglue is? Perhaps you should just stick to working at the checkout?"

 

[Mark_Robson]

I'm board of this thread. I think that you have hammered the point home.
Actually I had to measure my response until I had something concrete.

 

[longers]

I thought it was a bit wooden. Must be the way you tell 'em CP.

 

[montage]

I thought it was a bit wooden. Must be the way you tell 'em CP.

I disagree, he nailed it

 

[Theseus]

I disagree, he nailed it

If you have no more nails, you want something that sticks like sh*t.