DIY aggression

[Theseus]

... but this is staple diet for CC

 

[Speicher]

It's rivetting.

 

[CharlieB]

This thread really has plumbed the depths… …perhaps it'll sink without trace in the next hour or two…

 

[Aperitif]

It's rivetting.

There's a frog in the flettons!

 

[postman]

I went to a retirement Barn dance a few weeks ago.Drinks were soft drinks ,water and two types of Punch .

Walked into the Church Hall and got asked 'Would you like a punch '?

Well that tickled me know end .


Well i did reply 'I work at B & Q 'Do you want decking '

Well it went over their heads ,not on our wave length at all .

 

[biggs682]

i visited our local b & q last night and i was ready for anybody that asked if i wanted decking , i was too surprised to answer the very gorgeous young lady assistant who asked if i wanted a screw !!!!!

only joking before you only rush

 

[Aperitif]

"Do you want decorating?" (We haven't had that for a couple of hours! )

 

[Speicher]

"Do you want decorating?" (We haven't had that for a couple of hours! )

Is this what is called a colour tester pot post?

 

[Crankarm]

i visited our local b & q last night and i was ready for anybody that asked if i wanted decking , i was too surprised to answer the very gorgeous young lady assistant who asked if i wanted a screw !!!!!

only joking before you only rush

I think you might have scored. Did you ask her how long the screw would be ?

 

[Fnaar]

There's a frog in the flettons!

(I had to look this up. Now I know what a frog is. And Flettons. I love the internet!

)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

(I had to look this up. Now I know what a frog is. And Flettons. I love the internet!

)

Years ago I went on a field trip/four course p1ss up to Stewartby which was one of LBC's manufacturing plants with its own village. We saw frogs and flettons being made. A lot of the workers were originally from India and some bright spark had painted on the wall 'London bricks - made for Cowboys by Indians'

 

[Crackle]

I've just popped in to checkout this thread, gave it a quick scan and I think it needs a supervisor.

 

[biggs682]

only lasted till i woke up

 

[longers]

This frog, was it hiding or in plane view?

 

[Speicher]

No, it was desperate to escape, so as soon as the door was opened it made a bolt for it.