DIY aggression

[vernon]

If you have no more nails, you want something that sticks like sh*t.

There must be something wrong with my diet. My sh*t sticks like teflon.

 

[ianrauk]

Can someone get me a skirting board ladder please

 

[Aperitif]

Can someone get me a skirting board ladder please

Don't hang about "da do run run..."

 

[Shaun]

TBH I think this whole thread is a plant ...

 

[slowmotion]

TBH I think this whole thread is a plant ...

It's way too late to compost a reply....

 

[Aperitif]

It's way too late to compost a reply....

This thread has definitely gone to pot, paving the way for the selfish assembly to make below P.A.R. comments...

 

[Speicher]

Does this mean I should expect a shed load of puns about gardens?

 

[Speicher]

This thread has definitely gone to pot, paving the way for the selfish assembly to make below P.A.R. comments...

I see you have gone quite crazy there.

 

[Aperitif]

I see you have gone quite crazy there.

There's mortar that comment than is good for my saw head to cope with.

 

[Speicher]

A saw head? Have you had an axecident?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

glad this thread is light-hearted…

 

[pepecat]

I shall brush off the bad jokes above, they're too thinly veneered to be hidden well.....

 

[alecstilleyedye]

there's a shed load of them too…

 

[Speicher]

Alecetc - I pitched in with that one further up the thread. Cross threaded?

 

[CharlieB]

Pipe down, everyone, we should just gloss over this thread.