DIY Steak Tartare

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by slowmotion, 23 Jun 2017.

  1. Disgusting degenerate.

  2. Was the tomato a token gesture towards @Vegan1?

  3. Have you thought about CJD?

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  4. I might just give it a go.

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  1. slowmotion

    slowmotion Quite dreadful

    lost somewhere
    IMG_0455.JPG I've never tried it in my entire life but I couldn't face grilling meat in the tail end of this spell of hot weather.

    1) A cheap Lidl fillet steak . A similar type would cost over £100 a kilo in RBKC, but we live on the wrong side of the tracks.
    2) onion
    3) garlic
    4) capers
    5) anchovy fillets
    6) Tabasco
    7) Worcestershire sauce
    8) Salt & pepper
    9) Egg yolk

    I just chopped everything up as finely as I could with a sharp knife, mixed in the tasty stuff, and put the mixture in the freezer for fifteen minutes before lobbing the egg yolk on top.

    It worked out well.

    EDIT: I forgot the teaspoon of olive oil that gives it that glistening nasty look.:evil:
    Last edited: 23 Jun 2017
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  2. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    Had it once in France. Must do my own sometime, sans tomato.
  3. threebikesmcginty

    threebikesmcginty Corn Fed Hick...

    ...on the slake
    Pile of dung.
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  4. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Seems a waste of a fillet steak to me, but each to their own.
  5. threebikesmcginty

    threebikesmcginty Corn Fed Hick...

    ...on the slake
    [QUOTE 4853092, member: 259"]I knew a vegetarian would turn up![/QUOTE]

    Those who enjoy raw meat and eggs must be in a minority like people who shag animals or live in Swindon. Wouldn't you just want to cook that for a bit?
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  6. Cuchilo

    Cuchilo Prize winning member X2

    It looks like you have put an egg on some cat sick xx(
  7. I'll not mince my chain's slack.xx(
  8. nickyboy

    nickyboy Norven Mankey

    Steak and eggs...done the proper way

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  9. [QUOTE 4853136, member: 45"]Does an animal experience more stress by being eaten raw?[/QUOTE]
    Lion steaks are best eaten roar.
  10. threebikesmcginty

    threebikesmcginty Corn Fed Hick...

    ...on the slake
    With a nice fruit beer too!
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  11. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

    On 3 Wheels
    Stir it up a bit and then shape it into a burger and get it on the griddle.
  12. OP

    slowmotion Quite dreadful

    lost somewhere
    The tomato wasn't a great idea , more a photographic prop really.
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  13. Dear OP, this is what happens when you let northerners comment on threads about taste.

    Yes @threebikesmcginty , steak must be cooked else the batter would drip off the spam wouldn't it?
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