Do I need to put on weight?

[screenman]

Seems the majority of big lottery winners are larger in waist size than me, so is that why I am not winning. Or is it because I do not buy a ticket.

Any way good luck to the winners and I hope they do a lot of good with all the money.

My address is.

 

[tyred]

You can always borrow some of my spare flab if you like.

 

[Oxo]

Seems the majority of big lottery winners are larger in waist size than me.

I think it's a case of weight and see what happens.

 

[asterix]

the majority of big lottery winners are larger in waist size than me

Are you even a small lottery winner?

In my case waist size can't be blamed since I've never owned a ticket. I'm not even sure how you do it.

 

[vernon]

Ah yes, causation or correlation.......

Not forgetting inflation...

See how the sizes of the prizes and the winners have increased over the years...

 

[cyberknight]

Well if waist size is proportional to lottery wins our syndicate should win big, the guy who sorts it out is on the fast track to RIP.
EG of 1/2 a days food...
brekkie .3 large sausage rolls, 2 crisps, 2 cans of monster energy drink
snack ..whole packet of kipling cakes (6), 2 cans of coke
dinner...family size shephards pie with a good tablesppon of salt added, 3 cans of coke
and thats just what we saw him eat at work by dinner time .

 

[ASC1951]

Seems the majority of big lottery winners are larger in waist size than me, so is that why I am not winning. Or is it because I do not buy a ticket.

No, it's because they have smaller brains. Lotteries are a tax on stupidity; alternatively, voluntary taxation on the working classes to pay for the leisure interests of the middle class.

 

[screenman]

I take it you are not middle class then.

 

[Drago]

The chap makes a good point. A lot of lottery winners do seem to be Stella-for-breakfast lard-O's.

On a serious note, is this a social issue? Is it that wealthier folk feel less need to do the lottery than some other players?