I am dressed better than normal, which is not saying much.
This morning I have noticed supermarket staff dressed up, you'd think that having been given free antlers and elf costumes to wear, they'd be grateful and could look happy about it............I have noticed the managers don't wear antlers or elf costumes, they get to wear Christmas crew neck jumpers, which designate their superiority, like cringeworthy uncles, except they are not embarrassed about it, just smug, being, as they are, antler and elf free................ Asda is the worst, some poor sod has to sing "Jingle bells" over the tanny prior to each special offer announcement.