Do you have a name for your car?

[vickster]

Fiona

She’s green and was called Shrek but as she’s female she’s now Mrs Shrek aka Fiona (and is a Fabia so good alliteration)

 

[Lonestar]

Mine is called.

Doesn't exist ever.

My Bikes are called.

Fixie 1
Fixie 2
Audax
Brompton
BT Win 500

I know,very imaginative.

 

[Biff600]

I never name inanimate objects, guitars, bikes, cars etc, but the girlfriend at the time called my first car 'chicken chasseur' or 'chicken chaser', because it was French and what a desperate vehicle it was.

A Peugeot 505 Estate !

A vast white tank of a vehicle that stunk of body fluids.

I do miss her, she used to go like a rocket.. The girl, not the car !!

 

[NorthernDave]

Cashcow, not because its expensive to run, (its not) but because I have no idea how to pronounce Quashqai.

They're actually called that within the Nissan dealer network due to all the money they make from fixing them. It's not that they're particularly unreliable, but you should see the price of spare parts...

 

[Crackle]

I do sometimes address mine by their formal nomenclature, "you farking heap of shite....start"

 

[tyred]

Rusty.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Lovely Wife's car is called George as it has a smiley face.

 

[Profpointy]

A pal years ago had an old bedford van which he referred to as "the Beast". The instant reply from one of the group was l'autoshed (with a French accent for no reason whatever) which of course, stuck.

 

[Bazzer]

I just happened one day to refer to Mrs B's current car as Tiggy, which she found appealing and it stuck.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Dobber ..fiat doblo van

The kia ceed waggy .its a sport- wagon

 

[Vantage]

Pam calls hers Penelope Picasso.
Due to the number of faults it's developed since she bought it I have other more suitable names for it but we'll not go there

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Taz as it's the first three letters of the VIN.

 

[pawl]

My own car is called Libellule ( French for " Dragon Fly" ) and my wife's car is: Snow White.
How about yours?

Yes but i may be banned from the sight if I record it here.

 

[Oldfentiger]

I do sometimes address mine by their formal nomenclature, "you farking heap of shite....start"

Yep, I used to own a Wartburg 312 (really) that was called "startyabastard"
6V electrics +2 stroke + cold weather was always going to be a challenge.

 

[wonderloaf]

'Money pit'

Enough said !