mikeymustard
Guru
I can tell you've put a lot of thought into those!Mine is called.
Doesn't exist ever.
My Bikes are called.
Fixie 1
Fixie 2
Audax
Brompton
BT Win 500
I know,very imaginative.

I have bikes named The Yello Peril, Purple Ronnie, the Vol au vent (a genesis volant) and Sissy (an equilibrium). And of course "The Tank" (said in an ominous tone)
Edit: and those are just the ones at the front of the garage