do you name your bike?

[Noodley]

He gets convicts off the street in America.
Hes my good friend, carefull or ill get the Dog on you

He has much in common with me then. I also work with 'convicts'. And I used to have a Mullet.

But he looks like a bit of a short arse inadequate.

 

[Joe24]

He has much in common with me then. I also work with 'convicts'. And I used to have a Mullet.

But he looks like a bit of a short arse inadequate.

Noodley, admit it, your really 5foot and have to sit on a booster seat to drive

Noodley, what job do you do

 

[Noodley]

Noodley, admit it, your really 5foot and have to sit on a booster seat to drive

Noodley, what job do you do

Joe, if you met me and saw how majestic I was and knew my job you would bow down before me in awe.

Your 'dog' chap would pi** his pants...

 

[Joe24]

Joe, if you met me and saw how majestic I was and knew my job you would bow down before me in awe.

Your 'dog' chap would pi** his pants...

No, i wouldnt bow before you, id laugh at you, then maybe give you a hug

 

[Noodley]

No, i wouldnt bow before you, id laugh at you, then maybe give you a hug

You would kneel down. In reverence of my majesty. And then I would allow you to kiss my hand. You would than lie in front of me as I considered whether you were worthy of being my servant.

 

[vernon]

Now remember this. He would potentially be wearing a skirt of the kind every woman he met would want to stick their hand up the inside of his thigh just to check....

...but your choice.

He'll hate you.

This weekend a load of rowdy girls in Whitby did just that to me. They even barged into the gents toilet to continue their not unwelcome sexual harassment.

I did not disappoint ;-)

 

[vernon]

It's an interesting point. Overalls or a skirt...what would I rather my son wore?

He'd thank you for the skirt. I wish I'd taken to kilt wearing sooner.

 

[Joe24]

You would kneel down. In reverence of my majesty. And then I would allow you to kiss my hand. You would than lie in front of me as I considered whether you were worthy of being my servant.

Are you the queen

The Queen in disguise that is?

 

[fossyant]

Is this another thread that Joe24 talks to himself then ??

 

[Jane Smart]

Up till now it was

 

[Joe24]

Oooooooo Jane is here

 

[Jane Smart]

I am never far away darling

 

[Noodley]

Are you the queen

The Queen in disguise that is?

I've been called 'a queen' but never 'the queen'

Just been out for a few miles on 'My Van Vicholas" and got caught in the rain

 

[Arch]

It's an interesting point. Overalls or a skirt...what would I rather my son wore?

I dunno, but when he arrives, if you want a baby jacket in Cyclechat colours, let me know...

My bikes are Monty (winter hack), Mercury(Galaxy), Mephistopheles(Giant FCR) and Murdo(trike).

I've just picked up a new steed, but he's not really mine to name. I expect he'll just end up being "<excited pointing> Bike! Bike!"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mephistopheles

This one? -

He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing surprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions.
At prestidigitation
And at legerdemain
He'll defy examination
And deceive you again.
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn.
Presto!
Away we go!
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Bike so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

That's a good bike!