+ 1 for compost bin occasionally, not the showerCompost bin has been known to cop a soaking from time to time..
That's acceptable.Not the shower (on this occasion) but do you remember those communal baths (particularly at rugby grounds where the entire team has a bath together, well......![]()
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This reminds me of an incident in a bath after a football match.Not the shower (on this occasion) but do you remember those communal baths (particularly at rugby grounds where the entire team has a bath together, well......![]()
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So now we've had all these replies, who's first to own up to doing it in the bath?![]()
You just reminded me of my favourite Billy Connolly routine about train toilets and the 'wee beige jobby' :That's acceptable.
It's leaving a floater that isn't...
My son did a wee in one of the display toilets in Wicks when he was 2, while I was perusing kitchens. Couldn't tell him off as he was just learning.The staff at Better Bathrooms.Com don't share my sense of humour I'm afraid.
I would have feigned disdain while in the shop then congratulated the young fella in private with a treat offered as a star prize.My son did a wee in one of the display toilets in Wicks when he was 2, while I was perusing kitchens. Couldn't tell him off as he was just learning.
I made a hasty retreat. He did a wee in Pets at Home once too. I fessed up to that as it was in the aisle and it was a really big one. The assistant wasn't bothered, she said she'd rather mop up toddler wee than dog wee.I would have feigned disdain while in the shop then congratulated the young fella in private with a treat offered as a star prize.
Bet you giggled.
After we had played rugby, either for RAF Wittering or Corby Town RUFC, there was such a communal bath incident.Not the shower (on this occasion) but do you remember those communal baths (particularly at rugby grounds where the entire team has a bath together, well......![]()
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It's leaving a floater that isn't...
After we had played rugby, either for RAF Wittering or Corby Town RUFC, there was such a communal bath incident.
My mate, team mate & Sargent, Briggsy (who had previously had a minor bottom op leaving some after effects) let the worlds most enormous ertha kitt go in the crowded tub.
To be fair he tipped me off first so I was outta there but stayed to watch the expressions of the other lads as U-Boat Red October suddenly surfaced, the look of panic & flailing limbs was 'PRICELESS'.
The biggest jobbie I ever did see.
Laugh...
I nearly pee'd in the shower.