Bought the wife a bike off
ebay 4 weeks ago and a shedload of gear for her (shoes/cleats/jersey etc etc) and we went out on saturday for the first time (only time). I really want her to enjoy it as much as me but trying to get her to use SPD's
AND STI shifters for the first time severely tested our marriage. Just when I thought she'd got it, she stopped half way up a steep hill, chain still on the big chainring.....OH FFS SHIFT DOWN, I'VE TOLD YOU 50 TIMES FOR CHRIST"S SAKE.....YOU GOT ME THE FECKIN' THING I DIDN'T WANT IT I KNEW YOU'D MOAN IF I COULDN'T DO IT.....IT'S NOT FECKIN' HARD, NOW WE'RE STUCK HALF WAY UP THE FECKIN' HILL, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO BACK DOWN THE HILL AND CHANGE DOWN, THEN COME BACK UP...RIGHT! OK!.....RACHEL, RAAACHEL, RAAAAAACH..COME BACK, WHERE YOU GOING........FECK OFF....RACH, BUT I LOVE YOU....FEEECK OOOOF !.......shoot !