Do you think Bikepete would let me have?

[Gromit]

This as a pet? http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/nottingham/hi/people_and_places/nature/newsid_8454000/8454272.stm

 

[bikepete]

No.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

No.

Why Not

 

[bikepete]

Where would we put it?

 

[Gromit]

It would love to live on the allotment, it would wave at me every time it saw me.

 

[Hilldodger]

You could house train it and take it for walks

Imagine the fun you'd have walking a goat through the centre of York

 

[Gromit]

Hmmm don't think it would fit in the house and Billa wouldn't like it using her litter tray.

 

[Arch]

Get a sheep instead, you can still milk it, and get wool.

And eventually, mutton.

 

[wafflycat]

mmmmm... curry goat!

 

[Gromit]

mmmmm... curry goat!

You can't eat a goat that waves, it's just not dune thing.

 

[Arch]

Any goat daft enough to draw attention to itself like that, deserves to be curried.

 

[Gromit]

Be its a nice goat, goats that wave do not taste nice...

 

[TheDoctor]

Marinade them in yoghurt and cardamom for long enough and they'll taste brilliant!!
*makes rotis in preparation*

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Be its a nice goat, goats that wave do not taste nice...

Naw - that's an urban myth. The country version is they taste excellent. And they don't wave when you are eating them now do they?

 

[iLB]

Any goat deserves to be curried.

sorted