Yeah, sod that
Does make me wonder how much faster / more practical they actually are in real-world settings compared to just walking. I expect a proper bike pretty much blows them into the weeds in every respect under most conditions.
I always thought that the original small wheeled scooter from a while ago - which folded up and has a strap to carry it easily over your shoulder
was a great commuting idea for the trip to the train station/bus stop and the the same onto the office
and small enough to just have under your desk
and I remember an original one that was marketed for just that
but then it became a kids thing for the extra sales and that was the end of that looking sensible!
it was a very yuppie thing anyway
we actually have one in the shed - found it when I moved in - the previous people had left it behind!