Does your bike have a name?

[Accy cyclist]

I call my Felt "Carol". Because like carol Vorderman it's sexy, and a great ride.

How the feck do YOU know Carol Voderman's a "great ride"?

 

[Drago]

I don't kiss and tell

 

[Brains]

My bike is Black.
It's a Thorn.
ergo: "Black Thorn"

 

[Crackle]

All mine came with names: Marin, Raleigh, FF29 and Audax. It's bad luck to re-name them, they might sink.

 

[BorderReiver]

Ships have names, (some) aircraft have names. Why shouldn't bikes have names?