Dog owners who don't pick up!

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Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Location
Manchester, UK
Crackle said:
Like a kind of wanted poster....hmmmmm.

I don't know if it's good or bad but mine has started disappearing into the darkest thickets. It's like he's shy or something. I don't mind heading in after him, I keep thinking of some kid making a den but you don't half get wet when it's been raining. I also have to admit, that sometimes I can't get to them :rolleyes:
I think it's more the unpleasantness of seeing them all over a pavement, especially when smeared by some unfortunate person's foot, that's the problem.... so ones done deep in a bush are okay, IMO (as long as kids can't get near them either - blindness is certainly not an affliction I would like to deal with!!).

I'd agree about the photographing though, report to Council as they can be fined AFAIK.
 

Wolf04

New Member
Location
Wallsend on Tyne
I think some sort of device needs to be developed to prevent this. possibly fish slice in style of preferably lacross raquet like for scooping said leavings and stotting of the owners head. Harsh but fair! :biggrin:
 
There's a lot of dog shoot around the golf course where I work. That lovely fragrance of fresh turds hits my nostrils when I'm unfortunate to go over it with my fairway cutter. :smile:

Some people even pick up the shoot in plastic bags and then throw them into the bushes or trees! :biggrin:
 
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snapper_37

snapper_37

Barbara Woodhouse's Love Child
Location
Wolves
Dayvo said:
Some people even pick up the shoot in plastic bags and then throw them into the bushes or trees! :wacko:

We went to the local pub at the weekend and some lovely person had picked up a pile YAY!!!! but left it on the railings outside.

WTF is that all about?

I'm off out now Ellie-Wanga-ing and I am taking my camera with me to photograph the tossers, assuming I catch any. Twice I've had a pile in the soles of my lovely new booties now :wacko:
 

Gromit

Über Member
Location
York
Dayvo said:
There's a lot of dog shoot around the golf course where I work. That lovely fragrance of fresh turds hits my nostrils when I'm unfortunate to go over it with my fairway cutter. :wacko:

Some people even pick up the shoot in plastic bags and then throw them into the bushes or trees! :wacko:

I hate when people to that, we had a poo tree when I worked on the canal in Devon, we only found it when we where rained on by a load of maggots. :biggrin:

There is a lovely person who picks up their dogs turd puts it in a bag and leaves it by our shed door. Thinking of putting a notice up telling them where to stick their bag of poo.
 

MePower

New Member
Location
not telling you
Once canine pooing device has deposited slimy stinker, pick up and follow the offending article (owner of said dog) and after waiting a couple of mins for aformentioned owner to get comfy with a large glass of chablis, deposit the doggy cable along with a note of explanation through his letterbox. Tell him that his/her dog dropped something and you are kindly returning it to its rightful owner ;):evil:
 

purplepolly

New Member
Location
my house
MePower said:
deposit the doggy cable along with a note of explanation through his letterbox. Tell him that his/her dog dropped something and you are kindly returning it to its rightful owner ;):evil:

We had one dog that someone would let out by itself and it would go and crap on someones front garden. I used to idly think of lying wait for it and doing just that. Someone must have identified the owners an complained though, because it did stop.
 
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