Elmer Fudd
Miserable Old Bar Steward
- Location
- Durham, and I am the eejit
Well, me Moms off on holiday tomorrow and I'm gonna travel 210 miles to Redditch to look after her 15yr old blind / heart problem J. Russell cross and her 14yr old arthritic / incontinent J. Russell for the week+, that will be fun (mop and rubber gloves on standby !!).
After 8 weeks of being unable to ride me bike and just re-started, I've just looked at the car (Corsa) and SWMBO has already dropped the back seat and filled the bugger up, hairdryer, tongues, straighteners, clothes, sink, etc. etc.! I haven't even packed me sox n boxies yet ! Where the fek am I gonna fit me bike ? Aaaagh !!
After 8 weeks of being unable to ride me bike and just re-started, I've just looked at the car (Corsa) and SWMBO has already dropped the back seat and filled the bugger up, hairdryer, tongues, straighteners, clothes, sink, etc. etc.! I haven't even packed me sox n boxies yet ! Where the fek am I gonna fit me bike ? Aaaagh !!