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Doggy

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Elmer Fudd, 19 Nov 2007.

  1. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    No, not that sort of doggy !
    A thought came to me this morning, our dog does a runner if you, ahem, fart, but then he sits down and lets a little paarp out himself and looks at you in an accusing manner, you know, that "you dirty b@st@rd" look.

    Any how to the point, this a.m. the dog joined me on the bed (not like that !!), I had my head under the duvet and I burped, the dog jumped and ran like feck.

    This made me think, do dogs burp ??
     
  2. Lord of the Teapot

    Lord of the Teapot New Member

    Yes
     
  3. col

    col Veteran

    yes,our alsatian used to after its dinner,i think that may be where the saying,dogs breath come from.
     
  4. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Location:
    Behind a desk
    But Big Al sez that dogs can't look up.
     
  5. Alan Biles

    Alan Biles Senior Member

    Location:
    Salisbury, England
    Yes, definately. If I start putting on my dog walking gear while he's still eating, he's burping all the way (and farting for that matter).

    As for looking up. Generally speaking, no they can't. If you want to make a dog sit, get it's attention then move your hand over it's head. It will sit down to keep your hand in sight.

    BTW - My dog's got no nose.......
     
  6. abchandler

    abchandler Senior Member

    Location:
    Worcs, UK
    How does it smell;)
     
  7. Alan Biles

    Alan Biles Senior Member

    Location:
    Salisbury, England
    Awful!

    Boom! Boom! I thank you! :-)
     
  8. OP
    OP
    Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    feckin' awful !!

    BOLLIX !!! TOO LATE !!!!
     
  9. abchandler

    abchandler Senior Member

    Location:
    Worcs, UK
    You rack 'em up, I'll knock 'em down
     
  10. Alan Biles

    Alan Biles Senior Member

    Location:
    Salisbury, England
    Best 'straight man' in the business.
     
  11. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    my dog burps before she does anything, from standing up, to sitting down, to farting, to walking, to shitting to etc etc etc.

    I am lucky, says Mrs T. I have the privilege of expressing the dog's anal sacs all to myself. No-one else is allowed to do it. My current best is a distance of 3 metres. Actually come to think of it, I've never heard the mutt burp when I'm doing that.
     
  12. longers

    longers Veteran

    xx(:biggrin::biggrin:. You lucky, lucky man. My sister is trained in veterinary goings on - she gets to do it.

    My dog does the same as Cols, she eats her tea, looks up halfway through with some of it on her nose, finishes, cleans her nose and then comes over to share with me her little burp ;). She's an alsatian too. She's very ungassy from either end for the rest of the time.
     
  13. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Nice! Mine is a staffy cross. Despite not being a fighting machine as some would have you believe, she did enlist early on, as this picture shows:

    home for xmas
     
  14. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Get the dog to eat a packet of Mentos and then force a litre of diet Coke down its throat.
     
  15. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Go on, tell us! What happens? ;)