doing it doggy style

[alecstilleyedye]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6918015.stm

 

[Yorkshireman]

At least he wasn't speeding

 

[mosschops2]

But why??

 

[spen666]

But why??

Cos its hard to sh*t and speed

 

[spen666]

This is a sh*t topic

 

[Big Bren]

Councillor Martyn Bolt said an investigation found the deposit was the work of a human.

That's the same Councillor Martyn Bolt who organised the Kirklees Cycle Sportive, trivia fans!

Bren

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

That's the same Councillor Martyn Bolt who organised the Kirklees Cycle Sportive, trivia fans!

Bren

Apparently a skilled investigator can tell by the difference in taste.

 

[Keith Oates]

If it was the same man stopping at the same place each time, at least it shows he was 'regular'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[andy_wrx]

In order not to squat, pants round ankles, in my own sh*te, personally I'd go somewhere different each time.

 

[Aperitif]

"...the man had been traced and the matter was now in the hands of the police."

Poor sods - another job for the community support officer...

 

[Yorkshireman]

"...the man had been traced and the matter was now in the hands of the police."

Poor sods - another job for the community support officer...:?:

I wouldn't worry ... They are supplied with those nice latex gloves

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I guess they will issue him with his own pooper scooper so that he can tie it up in a plastic bag and leave that lying around

 

[starseven]

Freedom to roam , freedom to poop.

As long as he tidied up afterwards I have no problem with it.