doing it doggy style

At least he wasn't speeding

 

But why??

 

Cos its hard to sh*t and speed

 

This is a sh*t topic

 

That's the same Councillor Martyn Bolt who organised the Kirklees Cycle Sportive, trivia fans!

Bren

 

Apparently a skilled investigator can tell by the difference in taste.

 

If it was the same man stopping at the same place each time, at least it shows he was 'regular'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

In order not to squat, pants round ankles, in my own sh*te, personally I'd go somewhere different each time.

 

No, he probably poked just it with a stick to see if there was any undigested sweetcorn in it. A dog would've just spat it out.

 

"...the man had been traced and the matter was now in the hands of the police."

Poor sods - another job for the community support officer...

 

I wouldn't worry ... They are supplied with those nice latex gloves

 

I guess they will issue him with his own pooper scooper so that he can tie it up in a plastic bag and leave that lying around

 

Freedom to roam , freedom to poop.

As long as he tidied up afterwards I have no problem with it.