Don’t eat Uranium 235.

[Racing roadkill]

Apparently 1 gram of uranium 235 has 19,870,900,000 calories and would take over 50 million hours of cycling to burn off.

That’s one hell of an energy gel

 

[Edwardoka]

Apparently 1 gram of uranium 235 has 19,870,900,000 calories and would take over 50 million hours of cycling to burn off.

That’s one hell of an energy gel

Uranium-238 is better for cycling as it releases its energy more slowly. Like oats.

 

[Drago]

I've been adding it to my home brew recipe for some time now.

 

[fossyant]

Didnt do Godzilla much harm.

 

[Brandane]

I think there was some of that stuff in the sticky toffee pudding I had at work last week.

 

[sleuthey]

If submariners can have it powering their vehicles then so should we! Or would that be cheating

 

[Beebo]

I’m guessing the calories would be the least of your worries if you ate it.
How long would you survive before the radiation gets you?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I used kleptomium for a while but some bugger nicked it from me.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Imagine going to the toilet after eating some of that. It would probably give you piles.
Piles geddit?

 

[Brains]

On the plus side, it would be great for long night rides, as you would glow in the dark

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I used unobtainium for a while, until I realised that was paradoxical. Now, I'm unsure how I'm even typing this.

 

[Globalti]

Would the uranium come from Uranus?

 

[stephec]

Would the uranium come from Uranus?

Probably at a great rate of knots.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Does anyone want to go halves? I don't think I can manage a whole gram on my own, I've just had breakfast.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Would the uranium come from Ur anus?

About a day later. If you haven't used all the calories up you can recycle it