Done it at last

[lifeson]

In an effort to rekindle my cycling mojo I have finally gone and joined a club

Stourbridge CC http://www.stourbridgecyclingclub.com/

You can even see me on the homepage at the mo

Thats me in the group photo taken at the ride on sunday in the AG2r kit looking rather out of place

 

[Dayvo]

No racial slur at all, but the fella in the Liqigas gear looks really out of place, akin to the black sperm 'paratrooper' in Woody Allen's 'Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Too Afraid To Ask'!

By the way, a mate of mine, Andy 'Jonce' Johnson was a member of your club up to a few years ago until he had a micro-light accident and damaged his knee.

 

[Keith Oates]

A good turnout of riders and they at least all look happy in the photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Twenty Inch]

No racial slur at all, but the fella in the Liqigas gear looks really out of place, akin to the black sperm 'paratrooper' in Woody Allen's 'Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Too Afraid To Ask'!

Why does he look out of place?

Oh, it's because his skin is a different colour.

So despite the fact that he's a cyclist in a cycling club, he looks out of place. Sounds like a racial slur to me.

 

[Over The Hill]

How is the Mojo coming along?
I thought of joining a club too, but the photo of all the old gits put me off (even though I am an old git myself) I think I want to join a club full of 20 year old girls who are dazzled by my wit and cycling shorts.

Sort of like joining the bowls club, I do not want to admit I am the sort to do that, but for the sake of the Mojo is it a good idea?

 

[Gerry Attrick]

How is the Mojo coming along?
I thought of joining a club too, but the photo of all the old gits put me off (even though I am an old git myself) I think I want to join a club full of 20 year old girls who are dazzled by my wit and cycling shorts.

Sort of like joining the bowls club, I do not want to admit I am the sort to do that, but for the sake of the Mojo is it a good idea?

Any twenty year old girls fancy forming such a club? Please accept my membership application immediately.

 

[Tynan]

Why does he look out of place?

Oh, it's because his skin is a different colour.

So despite the fact that he's a cyclist in a cycling club, he looks out of place. Sounds like a racial slur to me.

he's not in club kit, he's in tdf kit and he's tall and serious cylist looking

but whatever fella, really

 

[Dayvo]

he's not in club kit, he's in tdf kit and he's tall and serious cylist looking

but whatever fella, really

Thanks, Tynan!

I wasn't going to bother replying (you could see what I meant) but if 20" is so far up himself with good intent and high morals, then that's his business!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I think I want to join a club full of 20 year old girls who are dazzled by my wit and cycling shorts.

[Spits beer all over keyboard]

 

[lifeson]

How is the Mojo coming along?
I thought of joining a club too, but the photo of all the old gits put me off (even though I am an old git myself)

All the "Old gits" (and even some newbies)
slaughtered me at the wekend on the Saturday am "brisk" course