Don't eat bubblegum....

[Paulus]

Originally Posted by TheDoctor
I went and got a jar of honey, some lemons and a bottle of cheap Scotch. That seemed to sort it, and involved a good deal less anal interference.



Don't be daft!
Put a slice of lemon in a mug, add a teaspoon of honey, a generous glug of scotch and some hot (not boiling) water.
Stir well. Then shove it up your arse drink. 'S lovely.
Doesn't help with the sore throat, but it's nice.

Wouldn't you need some rubber tubing and a funnel, and be able to handstands at the same time?

 

[TheDoctor]

Wouldn't you need some rubber tubing and a funnel, and be able to handstands at the same time?

No need for that.
Borrow someones camelback, insert the tube and stand on the bag!
Actually, I'm sure I heard about some bloke who was fond of funnelling vodka in where the sun don't shine. Here we go - vodka+arse=bad idea. Oh yeah, don't try this at home, mmmkay?

 

[longers]

I was told the same thing. Was horrified as a kid if I inadvertently swallowed some.

Did they try and mess your head up by telling you that apple trees would grow inside you if you swallowed the pips? My lot did.