Don't eat bubblegum....

[betty swollocks]

and do aerobics:-

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[Fnaar]

They also look like they're in training to become your current avatar!

 

[domtyler]

I saw that picture on "When Arse Grapes go bad" last night.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

didn't know you could get suppository chewing gum

 

[TheDoctor]

I was once offered suppositorys in France to fix a sore throat. I did wonder quite how far I was supposed to push them up!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

I was once offered suppositorys in France to fix a sore throat. I did wonder quite how far I was supposed to push them up!

i bet they did that for a bet

 

[TheDoctor]

Possibly!
I went and got a jar of honey, some lemons and a bottle of cheap Scotch. That seemed to sort it, and involved a good deal less anal interference.

 

[Kirstie]

Title of this thread should be...don't eat bubblegum and live on a diet of brassicas, pulses, curry and onions...

 

[longers]

I was always told it would wrap around your ribs and kill you if you swallowed it. Not so according to that pic.

 

[Saddle bum]

I was prescribed some suppositories once, for all the good they did me, I might as well have shoved them up my ****.

 

[simonali]

That bird at the front has legs like a track sprinter!

(not that I'm jealous, or owt)

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Possibly!
I went and got a jar of honey, some lemons and a bottle of cheap Scotch. That seemed to sort it, and involved a good deal less anal interference.

Crikey. I wouldn't want to shove that lot up my arse.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I was always told it would wrap around your ribs and kill you if you swallowed it. Not so according to that pic.

I was told the same thing. Was horrified as a kid if I inadvertently swallowed some.

 

[Dave5N]

Crikey. I wouldn't want to shove that lot up my arse.

He's a Doctor. He knows best. Now relax, it won't hurt a bit...

 

[TheDoctor]

Originally Posted by TheDoctor
I went and got a jar of honey, some lemons and a bottle of cheap Scotch. That seemed to sort it, and involved a good deal less anal interference.

Crikey. I wouldn't want to shove that lot up my arse.

Don't be daft!
Put a slice of lemon in a mug, add a teaspoon of honey, a generous glug of scotch and some hot (not boiling) water.
Stir well. Then shove it up your arse drink. 'S lovely.
Doesn't help with the sore throat, but it's nice.