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Don't eat bubblegum....

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 23 Jan 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  2. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    :biggrin::biggrin:
    They also look like they're in training to become your current avatar!
     
  3. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    I saw that picture on "When Arse Grapes go bad" last night.
     
  4. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    didn't know you could get suppository chewing gum :biggrin:
     
  5. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine

    Location:
    Stevenage
    I was once offered suppositorys in France to fix a sore throat:ohmy:. I did wonder quite how far I was supposed to push them up!
     
  6. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    i bet they did that for a bet ;)
     
  7. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Possibly!
    I went and got a jar of honey, some lemons and a bottle of cheap Scotch. That seemed to sort it, and involved a good deal less anal interference.
     
  8. Title of this thread should be...don't eat bubblegum and live on a diet of brassicas, pulses, curry and onions...
     
  9. longers

    longers Veteran

    I was always told it would wrap around your ribs and kill you if you swallowed it. Not so according to that pic.
     
  10. Saddle bum

    Saddle bum Über Member

    Location:
    Kent
    I was prescribed some suppositories once, for all the good they did me, I might as well have shoved them up my ****.
     
  11. simonali

    simonali Über Member

    Location:
    Wiltshire
    That bird at the front has legs like a track sprinter!

    (not that I'm jealous, or owt)
     
  12. Crikey. I wouldn't want to shove that lot up my arse.;)
     
  13. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    I was told the same thing. Was horrified as a kid if I inadvertently swallowed some.
     
  14. Dave5N

    Dave5N Über Member

    He's a Doctor. He knows best. Now relax, it won't hurt a bit... ;)
     
  15. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Originally Posted by TheDoctor
    I went and got a jar of honey, some lemons and a bottle of cheap Scotch. That seemed to sort it, and involved a good deal less anal interference.

    Don't be daft!:smile:
    Put a slice of lemon in a mug, add a teaspoon of honey, a generous glug of scotch and some hot (not boiling) water.
    Stir well. Then shove it up your arse drink. 'S lovely.
    Doesn't help with the sore throat, but it's nice.