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asterix

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Location
Limoges or York
I am absolutely sure that when I try to speak French that is the sort of thing French people hear. Except for the sweary bits.
 

summerdays

Cycling in the sun
Location
Bristol
I've a friend whose first language isn't English and but is far more competant than I would be at speaking a foreign language - but every now and a again she makes hilarious mistakes when she gets the order of the words mixed up.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Excellent!

We collect odd notes at work, the stuff we find in the recycling. Today turned up a note that said in one hand "Minus Red Cabbage?" and in another underneath "Ok, I've gone to the shop"

Another favourite was "Sort out pork!"
 
Excellent!

We collect odd notes at work, the stuff we find in the recycling. Today turned up a note that said in one hand "Minus Red Cabbage?" and in another underneath "Ok, I've gone to the shop"

Another favourite was "Sort out pork!"

My brother works in a bank, and laments the passing of the cheque book for this very reason.

People on a night out, hear good joke, want to remember it and write it down.... and the cheque book was the handy place to write it.

Quite often they would hear a chortle from a teller as they read the joke on a cheque they were processing.
 

Ravenbait

Someone's imaginary friend
Excellent!

We collect odd notes at work, the stuff we find in the recycling. Today turned up a note that said in one hand "Minus Red Cabbage?" and in another underneath "Ok, I've gone to the shop"

Another favourite was "Sort out pork!"

You'd love ours...

Sam
 

ASC1951

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
I think its chinese, I've tried in all my bad accents and chinese seems to fit.
You may be right. When I was pondering (dithering, as they saw it) over the spec for my custom frame from XACD, they emailed me one morning with 25 copies of the same 1.2mb techincal drawing and

WHY SO LONG??!! IS VERY SIMPLE!!!
 
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