@Drago, Got your number.

[Salty seadog]

Sir, @Drago you made a big mistake making an enemy of me. If you thought you could sell me a second hand phone five years ago knowing it would eventually have a battery swelling issue which could cause explosion putting my life in peril then you are mistaken. I spotted your dastardly plan on Wednesday. Your 'bomb' is on its way back to you. Say your goodbyes. This has cost me £160 to replace. I'll collect it from your estate.

Keep me informed of future phone availability if you live. Xx

 

[classic33]

I've heard folk complain about bloatware on mobile phones, but I never realised it made your battery fatter!

 

[Salty seadog]

I've heard folk complain about bloatware on mobile phones, but I never realised it made your battery fatter!

Oh it does.....

 

[Drago]

Oh sheet. Time to change my identity yet again!

 

[Salty seadog]

Oh sheet. Time to change my identity yet again!

You can run... I'll probably never catch you.

 

[Drago]

Just so long as I don't run via the ferries I should be fine.

 

[classic33]

Oh sheet. Time to change my identity yet again!

The recent house move takes on a whole new dimension in the light of this.

 

[Drago]

The house move, the name change, the plastic surgery... I'm beginning to think the £3.84 I made on the phone wasn't worth the effort!

Saline Canine, could maybe help you put with a mint Motorola G22 if you're interested.

 

[Beebo]

It’s disgusting that a second hand phone of questionable provenance would expire after a mere 5 years.

Send round WatchDog’s Ann Robinson to give him a good telling off.

On second thoughts he’d probably enjoy that.

 

[stephec]

It’s disgusting that a second hand phone of questionable provenance would expire after a mere 5 years.

Send round WatchDog’s Ann Robinson to give him a good telling off.

On second thoughts he’d probably enjoy that.

That's probably a bit too vanilla for him.

 

[stephec]

Breaking news, police distribute the last known photo of drago to all ports on the south coast as its believed he has influential friends in France.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

It's 666, shirley?

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

5 years, and a second hand device. I was well and truly robbed!

This was removed from last week from a device that was only 4 years old from new.

 

[Proto]

Bloke I know gave me an old Canon printer, nice bit of kit, worked a treat but I was furious when it ran out of paper just two years later. Who would do that to a mate? Words were exchanged and suffice to say we are no longer friends.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Just so long as I don't run via the ferries I should be fine.

Plenty of small boats available. Rwanda is safe by definition.