Dream job?

[rich p]

My daughter has just found one she feels qualified for...
http://www.indeed.co.uk/cmp/Bob's-Radio-Know--how/jobs/Attendant-At-Female-Urinal-ca8c0ccc9c85b6ff

 

[threebikesmcginty]

shewee-inal!?

 

[rich p]

shewee-inal!?

I know!

 

[ianrauk]

Good luck to her... hope it don't go down the pan.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Paper funnels too, that's some mental wazzery, just what is going on with you people in Brighton?

 

[rich p]

Paper funnels too, that's some mental wazzery, just what is going on with you people in Brighton?

It's all them gay folk innit. I just píss in the gutter.

 

[Aperitif]

Uniform and gloves supplied. Lively customers! Ample outlets for food and drink.

Applicants interviewed by e-mail - urinelle or in heaven with Brighton Bob - the people's champion!

 

[thom]

Applicants interviewed by e-mail - urinelle or in heaven with Brighton Bob - the people's champion!

Certainly in all of this, someone is taking the piss.

 

[ColinJ]

I was staring into space once when peeing at the Trades Club in Hebden Bridge (must - not - make - eye - contact - with - guy - peeing - next - to- me ...) when a chirpy young woman appeared from nowhere, turned round with her knickers round her knees and squatted over the trough between us! "Make way lads, there's a massive queue for the Ladies and I'm busting!"

 

[s7ephanie]

I was staring into space once when peeing at the Trades Club in Hebden Bridge (must - not - make - eye - contact - with - guy - peeing - next - to- me ...) when a chirpy young woman appeared from nowhere, turned round with her knickers round her knees and squatted over the trough between us! "Make way lads, there's a massive queue for the Ladies and I'm busting!"

so it was YOU that peed on my feet that day

 

[ColinJ]

so it was YOU that peed on my feet that day

Not in this case - the young woman's feet were facing the other way!

I was a bit shocked, but afterwards I thought it was quite sweet how unhibited she was. (Mind you, she was probably 3/4 sloshed and possibly under the influence of banned substances at the time ... )