Drool

[stephec]

Another no from me on the dribbling front.
But your thread reminds me: once, I was on a group ride on a very cold day.
I get a runny nose when it's cold, just for the first few miles, then it stops.
One of the girls asked if I wanted a tissue.
A tissue?? Who on earth blows their nose on a tissue while riding???
We all know you're meant to use the back of your gloved hands!

Have you not perfected the snot rocket?

If you're on a group ride do a quick shoulder check first though.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Have you not perfected the snot rocket?

I'm not even gonna consider answering this

 

[Levo-Lon]

No ....

i played a good prank on my mates many years ago with the retch effect..
i had a long 300mm length of clear mastic about 6mm wide..and it had some thicker globs in the length..
on the friday night while we were all in a group of 6 standing at the bar i turned and pretended to sneeze, and shoved the end of the mastic in my nostril while i was turned.
i then turned back and casually stood with this monstrosity dangling into my pint...

it worked better than i could have hoped sorts the men from the boys ..

 

[steve50]

No ....

i played a good prank on my mates many years ago with the retch effect..
i had a long 300mm length of clear mastic about 6mm wide..and it had some thicker globs in the length..
on the friday night while we were all in a group of 6 standing at the bar i turned and pretended to sneeze, and shoved the end of the mastic in my nostril while i was turned.
i then turned back and casually stood with this monstrosity dangling into my pint...

it worked better than i could have hoped sorts the men from the boys ..

Reminds me of a story told to me by an ex work colleague, he served in the Royal Navy as ships engineer. He recounted the story of the new junior officer coming aboard the ship he served on, the new recruit was suffering from sea sickness so my colleague (keith) decided it would be fun to stuff bacon rind up his own nose then stand in front of the junior officer whilst rocking from side to side to simulate how much the ship was rolling whilst pulling a length of bacon rind from up his nose...................the end result involved buckets and much wretching

 

[Accy cyclist]

Just grob it out on the floor as you cycle along. Don't worry about "pollution" or it being unsightly Compared the the crap we as cyclists witness close up,such as dog crap, spew,used condoms,rotting food,discarded underwear,dead animals, a bit of spit is tiny in comparison!

 

[slowmotion]

Just grob it out on the floor as you cycle along. Don't worry about "pollution" or it being unsightly Compared the the crap we as cyclists witness close up,such as dog crap, spew,used condoms,rotting food,discarded underwear,dead animals, a bit of spit is tiny in comparison!

Any chance of posting your route....?

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

I couldn't see the opening post for the saliva over it.

 

[Bollo]

Jeez! You post embarrassing personal information on the web for all to see and people just take the pish. I thought better of the Internet, I really did.