Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
Ambulance chasing lawyer at its finest.
Maybe everyone should wear a crash helmet all times.
Maybe everyone should wear a crash helmet all times.
Duck!
- Thread starter matticus
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Dogtrousers
Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
Obviously this happened across the pond.
They'll probably settle out of court. I hope she gets a good teal.
They'll probably settle out of court. I hope she gets a good teal.
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
I hope she hasn’t made the whole story up, otherwise they’ll re-mandarin custody.
teeonethousand
Über Member
I hear that the ducks name was Malcolm. .. and he is know for being a bit hard
Mal-ard 😂
Mal-ard 😂
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
The court case will probably have to include a view of the area from above
that's right - bird's eye view
that's right - bird's eye view
- Location
- Inside my skull
The previous duck has been released after quacking. Police are now searching for a Big White Throated Dipper.
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
If it happened to me I would be a-grebe-d
diplodicus
Active Member
https://www.peta.org/features/peta-foundation-legal/case-summaries/tilikum-v-seaworld/#:~:text=and SeaWorld LLC.,prohibits slavery and involuntary servitude.
Not the first time they have been sued.
Not the first time they have been sued.
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
That seems like a reasonable law suit in this day and age. As most places now ban orcas in captivity.
Being hit by a duck whilst voluntarily riding a roller coaster, probably less reasonable.
diplodicus
Active Member
Agreed
Dogtrousers
Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
Keep your heron!
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
Eider thought you would have given up on puns by now.
Dogtrousers
Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
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- Location
- Inside my skull
You’re just winging it
