Easter eggs....

[ufkacbln]

well i very nearly got slapped in church this morning ( I went as the school singing club where my boy sings was asked to sing in the family service) when the minister bloke was reading the bible passage that said, and i quote. " come put your fingers inside me" and i nearly blurted out. So thats where it all started with priests then.

io also laughed at the " and he breathed his spirit upon them "

so a alcoholic zombie with a weird fetish.


my missus who was brought up in a very strict church family just rolls her eyes when i say it as a real christian, rather than a sunday one would just turn the other cheek to the pi55taking

I was forever in trouble for not taking the Service seriously

However I was restrained(ish) and only got slapped every other week

 

[NorthernDave]

Actually I now know how to make my fortune

"Zombie eggs" for Halloween

Replace the eggy filling with something suitable gross and charge a fortune

Don't Cadburys already do that - with some dayglo green gunk?

 

[winjim]

Actually I now know how to make my fortune

"Zombie eggs" for Halloween

Replace the eggy filling with something suitable gross and charge a fortune

That's a great idea. You could call it something like a Screme Egg.

 

[ufkacbln]

That's a great idea. You could call it something like a Screme Egg.

I know about those.... far too tame

My Zombie Eggs are going to be far more gory

 

[winjim]

I know about those.... far too tame

My Zombie Eggs are going to be far more gory

You want chunks of flesh and stuff.

 

[ufkacbln]

You want chunks of flesh and stuff.

Why not?