Eh - I'll tell you lot...

[ianrauk]

I'm on a 200 mile weekend coming up.. so a good test

 

[luplowe]

Blimey mate, that cut me to the quick that one..
Random personal insults, don't you just love 'em?

Dont worry, fat boy from Bromley! thell be more to come have another kebab and check back later!!

 

[ianrauk]

Ok then luplowe, you obviously have deemed me worthy of random abuse, and why is this I ask?

hmmm it's all very well & brave throwing insults from behind a computer screen isn't it?


edit, ok just seen you have checked my profile...
I have a stalker everybody.

 

[rich p]

Dont worry, fat boy from Bromley! thell be more to come have another kebab and check back later!!

WTF?
:troll:?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Obviously took it really badly that you said Radiohead were dull Ian!!!

 

[ianrauk]

Yegods, you are right...

Wow, better not let him know then that I actually walked out of one of their concerts in Earls Court a few years ago because of the dullness they exuded.

Well, he is more then happy to come on a Cycle Chat, Bromley or Lewisham ride to discuss with myself the issue of my fatness....

or perhaps he might like to grow up a little first.

Obviously took it really badly that you said Radiohead were dull Ian!!!

 

[luplowe]

Yegods, you are right...

Wow, better not let him know then that I actually walked out of one of their concerts in Earls Court a few years ago because of the dullness they exuded.

Well, he is more then happy to come on a Cycle Chat, Bromley or Lewisham ride to discuss with myself the issue of my fatness....

or perhaps he might like to grow up a little first.

Riding in Bromley n Lewisham wow i bet thats fun ..what do you do a tour of all the latest burn outs..exchange cycling tips with the drug dealers!

you could have a scavenger hunt through all the fly tips..


I'm sure you n your tats fit in well round that way..tell me,- i forget, is it love on the right knuckles and hate on the left or is it the other way round..!

 

[moribund]

I live in Middlesbrough, that means i should mount guns and armour on my bike, lol.

back on topic, thanks for the seat tip, i think i'll take a bit more credit debt and test it .

 

[Auntie Helen]

Luplowe, you're an odd chap!

I've met Ianrauk, he's not fat.

But if he were, what would it matter?

 

[PaulB]

As much as I'm not a woman

Half inch less, you would have been.

 

[Wigsie]

Luplowe, you're an odd chap!

I've met Ianrauk, he's not fat.

But if he were, what would it matter?

He's a Radiohead fan Helen, which means he is mental by definition and Ian dared to speak ill of the band.

 

[Auntie Helen]

He's a Radiohead fan Helen, which means he is mental by definition and Ian dared to speak ill of the band.

I'm a Radiohead fan too, but that still doesn't make Ian fat!

 

[Wigsie]

I'm a Radiohead fan too, but that still doesn't make Ian fat!

I know, not sure what the deal with him is (see his other posts and recent incarnations for evidence).

Met Ian last week, he is a fine figure of a man! But his bike is far too much machine for him!

 

[tdr1nka]

Ian is, as is said round our parts, a 'Diamond Geeezer', and was a patient and charming 'Tail end Charlie' when I made the error of going on the Essex ride with my old MTB and with a steaming headcold.

 

[Aperitif]

Ian is, as is said round our parts, a 'Diamond Geeezer', and was a patient and charming 'Tail end Charlie' when I made the error of going on the Essex ride with my old MTB and with a steaming headcold.

I have to take issue there tdr1nka me old mate.
Remember February? Billericay? I rode it (early onset mouseketeeritis) just to make the then 'bigtallfatbloke' listen to Bob Dylan (bet he didn't),
Fat Ian was there bossing people about. He was a tail-end Charlie but not at the back - surely you remember the conversation.

New forum member recumbent man: "I thought you were supposed to be a tail end charlie - at the back?"
Ian: "Yes, that's right..." (Ian was doing something helpful etc at the time...)
Nfmrm: "Well - get to the f*****g back then."

Recumbent man storms off in a huff, never to post again...

Ian upsets everyone. He even got upset when we pulled up outside the Tottenham Hotspur Club Shop on the way back from Newport - 100+ miles in the bank.

Misery our Ian.