gouldina said:
This is a wind-up right? Or a parody of someone like Ali G?
Blackadder version....
Pray do tell, if you encounter an uncontrolled canine in the company of its proprietor whilst on your velocipede what course of action would you undertake? When you encounter the next beast, perhaps leashed on this occasion, with what argument will you remonstrate with its hapless erstwhile owner? When, mere yards away, a third, a fourth, a fifth and sixth animal crosses your path with what force of rhetoric will you engage those in whose custody the unfortunate beasts chance to find themselves?
How many such pointless interactions, with (
insert name of which ever group you are railing at here, drivers, pedestrians, fishermen, narrowboaters, dog owners, etc., etc..), doomed to fail from the very outset, do you engage in before your begin, slowly at first, but with increasing, shattering, awareness that other people's worlds don't revolve around your wants, and your perceived needs and supposed rights? That your attempts to influence the behaviour of others, that which you find so frustrating, are almost utterly futile? When do you learn that the only thing you have control over in this world is yourself?
in short whatchagonnado?
just sayin'