End of the world next month.

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The world has ended, and this is the afterlife.

Not really what you were expecting is it?
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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Craggy Island
Only four and a bit, so it's the closest. If Bollo keeps up a good cadence he should make last orders ...

So, say 8 and a half years at the speed of light? Hmmm I suspect it is going to take quite a bit longer than that unless he's invented a warp drive, so yes, he might get back before last orders.... c.2512! :laugh:
 
21st December? Bugger, I'm out that day I'm going to miss it again. It's really quite tedious the end of the world never falls on a day when I'm about, it really is quite inconvenient.
I mean, really! Who's in charge of this stuff, you'd think the powers that be would organise a big event like this so everyone could join in, it's just not good enough.
Yeah, you'd think there'd be like plenty of merchandise in the shops like in the build up to the Queens jubilee^_^
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Only four and a bit, so it's the closest. If Bollo keeps up a good cadence he should make last orders ...

My maths is crap, but when you start to think about it, the speed of light is 186000 miles per second, so that's something like 669600000mph
Ok, now how fast can we go? We might be able to travel faster now, but the Apollo missions flew to the moon at 17,500mph, so, even at that speed, that's, what, 4 miles a second? So, its going to take ..... Umm..... Fookin' AGES!..... Quite literally..... And that's only one year!!
 

BigonaBianchi

Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
hopefully this will reduce some of the traffic around here.
 
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